Toilet Paper
"Help! Help!" I hear me shout!
The toilet paper just ran out!
Oh me oh my what can I do
About leftover bits of poo
Stuck to my butt?
I hear my mom outside the door
Saying "Wait, I'll bring you more.
I'll make a quick trip to the store."
I pace the tiny bathroom floor,
Very glad the door is shut.
Quick trip to the store you say?
Most likely it will take all day.
You'll discover some great buy
You can't resist although you try.
And tell you what,
If I know you, it could take hours;
Time enough for two long showers.
Then the answer comes to me.
I'll wash this poo right off of me.
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