Fido's Lament 
Boggle me, goggle me, toggle me please,
Do what you must to get rid of my fleas.
Cuddle me, huddle me, fuddle me quick,
I can't take another big bite from this tick.
Wiggle me, diggle me, tiggle me soon.
Get me away from this rabid raccoon.
Wangle me, dangle me, jangle me too.
That possum came by ... made another poo poo.
Double me, trouble me, wubble me, aacck.
That neighborhood cat just keeps coming back.
Fiddle me, piddle me, diddle me hard,
Please make that squirrel get out of my yard.
Handle me, bandle me, candle me fast,
Look out! I believe there's a snake in my grass
Hoople me, poople me ... what does that mean ?
Arrf! I believe I wrote something obscene.
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