Doctor, Doctor Doctor, Doctor, did you see, Something foreign in my pee? You can tell the truth to me. Doc, I think I might be sick. See these spots upon my dick? Give me something! Cure me, quick. On my hand Doc, I've got cuts. Oh! And can you tell me what's, Behind my purple swollen nuts? By the way, don't mean to snoop, But did you check my sample poop? Looked to me like orange soup. AH__CHOOO! Take this sample of my snot. Feel it. Do you think it's hot? Need some more? I have a lot. Now, take a look inside my ear. Too much wax is what I hear, But is it something I should fear? You see a problem in my eye, Other than that ugly sty? Why is it there? Please tell me why. See these lumps upon my head? They're filling me with thoughts of dread. It's lucky for me I'm not dead. By the way, did my x-ray, Show something that you're loathe to say, Before you send me on my way ? Oh yeah .. at night my stomach churns. Stuff inside tosses and turns. When it comes up it really burns. You must have seen my hemmorhoids. Tried to soothe them with colloids. Burn like hell when bowel voids. Doctor, Doctor, I thank you, For all you did, I really do, But now I need to use the loo. Would you like a poop or two? Or do you know of someone who, Could check for anything that's new? I'm sure I still have quite a few. Goodbye Doc until next time, When I tell you about the slime, That's leaking from my ... Slam! Damn! He's shut the door on me. copyright ©2011 Wayne Hepburn - All Rights Reserved