Venus vs. Mars

Venus speaks ...	Mars interprets ...
She has a darling little figure	Yowza! The babe is stacked.
She's really sweet and has a wonderful personality but a tiny bit on the plump side.	Oink, Oink !
Dresses like a hooker.	Wears alluring clothing that attracts men like flies to honey.
Mars speaks ...	Venus comments ...
Fantastic boobs	Must be fakes or implants.
Larry & me are going fishing Saturday.	You never take me anywhere.

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