Random Thoughts

Random Ironies, Observations & Sarcasms No doubt there will be some who are offended, even shocked, to learn that when I was a small boy my mother personally took me in hand and taught me how to masticate. Psychology researchers have determined that persons who, through testing, prove demonstrably to be the least competent in an area of knowledge or performance, consistently judge themselves to be highly competent. This explains a lot about some people I know. If fast food places really cared about your time and convenience, they would speed up the process and save you even more time by pre-eating the food for you. For a long time I have wondered ... what exactly is gunny and why do people need sacks for carrying it around ? Cloisterphobia: fear of a place where a lot of nuns live. Although I personally am grateful for their knowledge, skill, and ministries, indebted for services past rendered, I cannot for the life of me understand what makes an educated man or woman become a proctologist who spends his professional career with his finger inserted in someone else's rectum. Mummification - doesn't this sound like something dirty a boy might do to his mother ? It appears to me that before a person can repent he/she must sometime in the past, at least once, have pented ... whatever that is. have you considered becoming a member of OOAATSOAITEL ? It's the "Organization Of American Acronymophobes To Stamp Out Acronyms In The English Language" I've seen portraits of Narcissus and, frankly, I didn't think he was all that good looking. Sagaverus, over the years

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